These are haute couture shoes priced at over 9,000 GBP — or were when they were released last year. Even such a devotee of fine footwear as myself must draw the line somewhere. So we’ll just look at them, shall we, as we read this week’s About My Query post. As always, please be constructive in your criticism. From C.D.:
Dear Ms. Unfeasible,
As the human daughter of a warlock merchant and a shape-shifter, Lillian has plenty of experience with magic – but that doesn’t mean she has to like it. A childhood hellhound attack that left a nasty scar is just one of many reasons not to. Now twenty-six, Lillian lives halfway across the world, working as a help cook in an Amsterdam pancake restaurant. She’s determined to enjoy a blissfully magic-free life, but even the Atlantic Ocean isn’t enough to separate her from her much-hated roots when her estranged mother shows up at her doorstep. As it turns out, Lillian’s father is in danger: some tricky fae took his house as payment for an old debt – and his soul is next.
Her job, relationship and apartment get put on the line as Lillian’s conscience drags her kicking and screaming back into the life she’s
tried to escape from, armed with nothing but a clunky iron bracelet and some mad improvisation skills. When she finds out the fae have much more ambitious plans than simply dealing in human souls, her safe Dutch haven isn’t quite so safe anymore… Rogue fae try to kill her, spriggans chase her through the Amsterdam streets, and to top it all off, a couple of mentally unstable Germanic gods get dragged into the fray.
Like she needed more reasons to hate this world.
At 91000 words, ALWAYS READ THE FAE PRINT is a humoristic urban fantasy with a dash of cynophobia. Although the story stands entirely on its own, it has strong series potential.
I live in Amsterdam where I work as a portrait artist and Dutch-to-English translator. I’ve previously had short stories published at Underground Voices and Sniplits.
Thank you for your time,
Thanks for sharing, C.D.! I think there’s a lot here that’s intriguing, but a few bits that could be clarified for a better result. Lillian is the “human daughter” of two people , either of which could be non-human. I’m guessing the shape-shifting mother is decidedly not human, but you may want to clarify somewhere that dad is. The story starts with Lillian living “halfway across the world” — but you don’t say from where. Can you place the childhood hellhound attack somewhere specific, so we know just how far she’s run?
The instigating action of the story is described rather roughly, I think: “As it turns out, Lillian’s father is in danger: some tricky fae took his house as payment for an old debt – and his soul is next.” It just feels broken — like we’re looking at four different clauses that don’t flow together as they could. Can you find another way to share this information? What about something like “Lillian’s father made a bad trade, and now a trickster fae wants her parents’ house as payment for down payment on the debt. The full amount due is nothing less than her father’s soul.”
Maybe. That’s rough, but you get the idea.
Moving on, you say that Lillian’s job, relationship, and apartment are put on the line. Those are stakes, certainly, but are they high enough? Is her life in danger? Her soul?
The phrase “her safe Dutch haven isn’t quite so safe anymore…” reads as repetitive to me. I think “Dutch haven” covers the safe part, and the fact that it’s not so safe anymore is stronger if we aren’t hearing it immediately after being told it IS safe. (Also, am I the only person who tried to make a correlation between “Dutch haven”, “Dutch oven”, and Lillian’s job as a cook?) Also, I would cut the ellipses at the end of the sentence. Adding a period makes it a much stronger phrase.
I’m also toying with the idea of suggesting you revise the sentence “Rogue fae try to kill her, spriggans chase her through the Amsterdam streets, and to top it all off, a couple of mentally unstable Germanic gods get dragged into the fray” to read in the present tense. “Now, the fae are trying to kill her, nasty spriggans keep chasing her through the Amsterdam streets, and a couple of mentally unstable Germanic gods have been dragged into the battle for her father’s soul.” It feels a little more action-y to me.
Finally, I don’t love the word “humoristic”. Unless Lillian is a stand-up comedienne on the side, it’s the wrong word — you mean humorous. And I had to look up “cynophobia” — I won’t give it away for people who don’t know what it means, but I think if you want to use it, you need to include another instance of Lillian being affected by it in the query.
So those are my thoughts. Readers, what do you think?