Unfeasible Enterprises is currently under attack from my evil simian twins: connectivity-wrecking internet baboons that do horrible things like cut DSL speeds to a limping crawl and fling Ping-rates at innocent passerby.
Needless to say I (fearless WebMonkey, ook) am doing battle with these Sinister Sysop Simians, and we should have the Unfeasible Offices back online in… you know… a few days. Probably.
Daphne is currently headed to a Remote Emergency Bunker (location undisclosed, but I’m told they have good tea), and will be online soon.
In the meantime, how about some music?
((Also: a shiny non-prize to the first person to identify the source of the quote in this post’s title.))